I have a category called "floaters" for stuff that just hangs around, but doesn't really apply to anything else.
I did not create that category to handle stories like this:
It's a fat world, after all
Disneyland announces plans to close the "It's a Small World" attraction to deepen its water channel after the ride's boats start getting stuck under loads of heavy passengers. Employees ask larger passengers to disembark - and compensate them with coupons for free food.
Mmmm. Free food at Disneyland! I'm so there.